(Notice Jared's first words... "wanna blog it". Little did he know...)
This is going to be kind of a combo entry to my blog, considering Jordan was at the party and you need some type of event that involves him like I promised. First off this crazy ass chick walks up to Jordan and I and asks us if we are gay cause we we're playing video games during the party. We don't give a damn what she thinks proceed to play and just brush it off. She then asks again and nestles up on Jordan and all he has to say is I quote (might be a had to be there type thing) "I don't even know you". You might not be laughing yet but it gets better and she's involved more so I figured I'd give the chick an entrance. Now this multi-colored haired girl is sitting next to another buddy of mine, I won't give a name out of respect for him but lets call him Steve for the hell of it, and they start talking for a good five minutes or so. Jordan and I get the girls attention cause we noticed she's talking to our friend. We ask her if she's trying to hook-up with him and what not and at first she says no but is very easily persuaded when we tell her "Steve " has a monster sized you know what. She doesn't seem to buy it right off the bat and asks how we would know and to snag some laughs I say that, "Steve" and I once had a sword fight, which seemed not to even understand what that meant but still told us she'd be the judge of that by the end of the night. The rest is history as "Steve" was nowhere to be found for the next 15 minutes but do not worry he was well prepared with two, I repeat two sleeping bags, although they were not needed. Again this might be one of those you had to be there type stories but ask someone that was there and they'll tell you it was pretty damn funny.
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