Ahem...
For those of you who don't know, Jordan attended UNH his freshman year of college. One night his cousin, whom is an alum and former AZD sorority sister, came to visit. Jordan met up with her at the sorority house and started off the night drinking some beers. Then they took off to a house party where Jordan didn't know anyone so decided to drink the house beers to excess. Three AM rolls around and they start making their way back to the sorority for the night. Jordan didn't want to risk of getting arrested venturing back to his dorm because of the state he was in. So, they get back and go into the kitchen where someone suggests mac n cheese, Buddy loving that idea had a bowl of mac n cheese and swallowed each piece whole. Next Jordan lays down on the couch to goto sleep and instantly blacks out. The next morning Jordan wakes up at 8am covered in mac n cheese, which he had thrown up, and starts searching for his cousin, who is already getting cleaning supplies when he finds her. Jordan then does a very poor job cleaning up and takes off for his second class because he's already missed the first one. He successfully makes it to the second one (without any books or supplies) but unfortunately could not stay awake and put this head down on his desk for the whole class. It just so happens this was Buddy's smallest class with only about 15 students, so I'm guessing everyone got the picture that he had a rough night.
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