Status of the day: "Tattooing myself"
or
"Tonight, I will have feces-related nightmares. Teresa had horrible diaherrea in her pants, while I was cleaning her up Steve missed the potty a little and popped on his seat, followed by Wade taking a huge dump in his diaper. Figured my 200 strong facebook friends would enjoy the fun with poop, too. You're welcome."
Whenever I see a good (and when I say good I mean funny/stupid/crazy/gay/wtf were you thinking) facebook status from someone on my friends list i'll post it here. If you wanna see status and posts from random people checkout lamebook.com
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