The Freshness: January 2010

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Kids Been Makin' Noise For Years

UNH Trip

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the way home from the bar saturday night while we were walking back to Emily's dorm (and some people running) a police car rolled up to talk to us, but no one can really remember what was said... something about being in the middle of the road maybe???

Jared describing the way he gets to know women to Jordan's Aunt and Uncle. "It's like an orange you eat it from the inside out".

Jordan: "Your a clown"

Jared: "Why?"

Jordan: "Look in the mirror"

Jared: "Did you guys draw on me"

Malcolm and I were killing it on the dance floor no big deal. While in full creep mode, the song "Yeah" by Usher comes on. Couple grenades are a little closer to us then we'd like and the chorus comes around so Malcolm starts pointing at them and screaming "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO".

Jared bought 10 shots of Jack at midnight.

Short story as told by Buddy Do when we get back to Babson:

So we're all at the bar downstairs having a good time dancing on the stage. Jared and Malcolm get to talking and are like, how can we ruin this for Jordan. So Malcolm is like well I'll put my drink over my head, cause that's a good idea. Then Jared is like yeah and I'll karate chop your arm. So they did that and Malcolm's drink (vodka & sprite?) goes all over me (Buddy).

Malcolm then tells Jordan "you can't even be mad at that". Buddy actually wasn't mad, but what made him mad was when Malcolm said this. Then Jordan would respond to everything with "I have soda all over me".

Jared fell asleep at a bar. Jared got slapped while asleep numerous times.

One of Emily's roommates was from Friendship, Maine which Malcolm didn't hear when she first brought it up. So whenever she would say something about her hometown Friendship, Malcolm wouldn't really understand and would just think to himself, "I just met you, our friendship is not that serious". But do not worry, it was all cleared up before we left.

First night went to a Jersey Shore party... light weight. Hunter helped a random girl that cut her finger find a band-aid. What a nice guy.

Just some quotes:

"I wish I was an outsider so I could be friends with us to see how awesome we are" -MB

"This is my n**** Mike" -JWil

"That basement isn't even in my top five basements" -Buddy Do

"Which one of your homies did she smash?" - JWil

"I love the morning after pill" -Em's roommate (if you see this sorry but it was funny)

"Rocco Baldelliiiiiiiiiiiii" -JWil

Malcolm: "Did all the girls leave the room?" (Before I can answer he loudly farts)

Me: "No"

As written on an 18-wheeler "Jesus Christ is a Lord, not a swear word"

Jared wakes up at eight and is worried cause I am missing and thinks what we should do. I was in the a bed in the same room Jared slept in.

Jordan woke up at around 11 and took a shot of Jack.

Malcolm goes up to the DJ (who killed it on the 1's & 2's by the way) asks him to throw a shoutout to Jared for his 22nd birthday and then throw on Montell Jordan "This is How We Do It" obviously cause it's a great fucking song and we like to have a good time. Very next song he throws it on and says "Happy 25th Birthday to Jerry". We knew what he meant and we again killed it on the dance floor... killed it.

Saw Chris Coy from Chatham in the bathroom he said whatup then saw him again on the dance floor while we were both dancing and he threw me a pretty nice high-five.

While the normal people were walking home, Jordan and Mike I believe it was, decided to do some races. Then when we did get back Jordan and Malcolm decided to wrestle. In the morning there was a shattered coffee mug in the living room. Then Hunter did the dishes.

and many many more... oh, what are they do you ask? I don't remember cause we had a great fucking time.

But if you were a part of the greatness that was this weekend and remember something that I did not write please inform me so it can be added.