On this night I'm going to tell you about I was actually there with Jordan and some other friends. This is a throwback story that took place during our sophomore year in high school. I hope you enjoy. Oh by the way, how appropriate this is the 200th post.
We all started the night at the Cranberry Harvest Festival playing all the lame carney games and what not. Hunter was with us and was picking a fight with the carney working the basketball game because he said Hunter couldn't shoot anymore because he had already made one. But Hunter had already spent more money trying to win a second time so asked for his money back. Obviously the carney won this battle and wouldn't give him any money but Hunter went to another game and won a giant tooth brush and threw it at the carney and told him to scrub his yellow teeth. Anyway, once we got bored with that Jordan, Hunter, Jared, Packy and I walked to Packy's house to have some drinks. We arrived at Packy's house and Hunter, Jared, Packy and I started drinking some beers. Jordan obviously was not satisfied with the beers we had and just drank straight vodka. No one else wanted any vodka so Jordan knew he had it to himself and drank that shit like a new born baby being breast fed. After we got some drinks in us we walked back to the fair and met up with some other friends. This is where Jordan starts feeling it, but he engages in a full length conversation with Pat Malone anyway. Once he finishes is talk we decide we have to get him home and walk back to Packy's house again. While we're there his mom comes home so we have Jordan wait outside and he just lays in the driveway for a bit while we all get ready to leave. Jordan is clearly blackout now and we're all just trying to get over to Hunter's to get his car and get him home. So once we're at Hunter's we first need Jordan's keys because obviously he can't drive. Buddy starts being a hard ass and won't hand over the keys so first Jared throws a punch to his stomach but he still won't hang them over so then Hunter hits him in the face. Once we finally get the keys away from him we have to figure out who's going to drive his car back to his house. Somehow I get chosen to drive, mind you I don't even have my permit yet. So I back the car out of the driveway then turn it around and we decide that this probably isn't the best idea. So if I'm not mistaken I believe Haley ends up driving and Jared follows us in his car so he can drive us home afterwards. Just another night Jordan does not remember, one of many. Good night ladies and gentlemen. Good night.
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