Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Coach Cal On The Move
NCAA Mens Basketball All-Americans
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Younger Curry Moving On
The Life & Times of Buddy W.
Final Four
Saturday, March 28, 2009
UConn Going to Detroit
Friday, March 27, 2009
Oklahoma Rolls, As Does Louisville
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Is This Bitch Serious!?
Fock Yeah!
According to Fox News:
The cast of “Little Fockers” — sequel to “Meet the Fockers” — has been set for an early July start date. This means everyone — Ben Stiller, Robert DeNiro, Teri Polo, Owen Wilson, Blythe Danner. It also means Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand, who played Stiller’s parents in chapter two are being paged for the next edition. The title suggests more than one baby for Stiller and Polo’s characters.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Davidson Done, Is Curry?
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
The Life & Times of Buddy W
There are few things more important in deciding which college to attend than the overnight visit. In the early spring of 2006 Jordan visited the University of New Hampshire.
When a prospective freshmen embarks on an overnight visit of a college or university there is usually only one thing on his or her mind: partying. Jordan was similar in this respect. He would be spending Saturday night with his older brother as well as his brother’s friend Sean from college and Sean’s girlfriend. With upperclassmen guiding him, Jordan would soon be on his way to a blackout.
Natural Ice is one of those beers that seem like a well reasoned idea while one is standing in the liquor store. Economically, it cannot be beat. Each can proffers 5.9% alcohol by volume, and a thirty rack costs roughly $14. If you want to get very drunk for very cheap, look no further. However, there is a corollary. Natty Ice tastes as if it is brewed with cigarettes, and will wake you up at 8 am with a splitting headache as well as horrific vomiting. All ye enchanted by the siren Natty Ice, steer clear. You will invariably end up on the rocks.
The night began in an innocuous UNH dorm room. Guys pounded natty ice, in an effort to get well lubricated before heading out for the night. Girls furiously drinking colorful vodka drinks so sugary and diluted they were completely devoid of an alcoholic after taste. Someone received a call about a party at an apartment. The group drunkenly assembled and headed out.
Upon entering the apartment Jordan and his brother each locked eyes on the Beirut table. They called first game and went to work. Growing up on the Cape, Jordan and his brother experienced plenty of practice in the ways of Beirut. The first couple opponents were quickly dispatched with efficiency. The next few offered small challenges but no one at the party had threatened the team’s hegemony. It was at this time that the natty ice was taking its hold.
Winning in Beirut is a double edged sword. When you win, beer and praise are heaped upon you. But as you continue to win you miss out on the party. You drink far more than you would normally otherwise. If you are playing with a beer brewed by the devil himself you are sure to lose in the end.
Finally some real competition; Jordan and his brother were pitted against UNH juniors both of which looked like they started for the football team. The game was close and as such tensions ran high. Jordan, full of liquid courage called out his opponents for reaching too far across the table. His accusations were met with resistance. Quickly the situation spiraled out of control. Jordan turned to his brother and loudly proclaimed, “Dude, just tell me that I could fuck this kid up.” His brother just shook his head. “I would kick the shit out of him,” Jordan expounded. Turns out Jordan’s enemy was training for UFC. “I think we should get the fuck out of here,” said Jordan’s brother, the voice of reason.
On the way back to the dorms, a quick stop was made to Durham House of Pizza. Formally the home of dollar slices. Fuck $1.50 slices, but that is another story. Jordan and his brother quickly devolved into drunken stupors that resulted in more of the pizza ending up on the floor than eaten.
Outside Congreve Hall Jordan was hit hard by natty ice. He vomited violently all over a bench outside the building. Sources have revealed that the vomit stain remained through the end of the school year.
Eventually, Jordan was brought inside to the bathroom where his brother took care of him. Sean and his girlfriend returned to her room to sleep. Somewhere in the alcoholic haze, Jordan’s brother decided it would be a good idea to leave Jordan in the bathroom by himself. No good decisions are ever considered with a brain operating on Natty Ice.
Sometime in the night Sean was roused from his sleep and he decided to check on Jordan and his brother. He returned to the bathroom where he had left the two and found only Jordan still throwing up and looking worse for wear. Sean, like a saint, cleaned Jordan up and got him a change of clothes. Understandably, he was pissed off to find his friend soundly asleep on the futon when he returned to his girlfriend’s room. He put Jordan to sleep and hoped that the worst was over.
At 7 am three tired souls were awaken to the sound of liquid hitting plastic. Jordan had woken up and began pissing in the room’s trash can. Whether he was still blacked out or simply too lazy to go to the bathroom, no one knows.
After all that, Jordan still had to go to a UNH accepted students orientation at 8 am. He got dressed, was given directions to the orientation and sent away. His brother and Sean watched him cross the lawn to the academic building from the comfort of the dorm room. “He’ll be fine,” Jordan’s brother assured Sean.
The phone rang. “Where the hell is Jordan? The orientation’s almost over he’s nowhere to be found.”
“Shit.”
Saturday, March 21, 2009
GOOD Music
Still Dancing
Bill Walker
He's Back
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Day Off
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Manny Takes Live Pitching
CCBL Clubs May Call on Soares
Barack-etology
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
LaMJC x Sebago 40th Anniversary Dockside
NCAA Tourney, NIT Tip Off
Monday, March 16, 2009
Cudi Already Calling It Quits
iam sorry
March 16th, 2009AFTER THE RELEASE OF MY FIRST LP THIS SUMMER, IAM NOT MAKING ANY MORE SOLO ALBUMS. IAM FALLIN BACK ON BEING A ARTIST. THE DRAMA THAT COMES WITH IT IS MORE OVERWHELMING THAN THE SHIT I WAS DEALING WIT WHEN I WAS PISS POOR BROKE. MY FRIENDS GET MAD AT ME, SAY IVE CHANGED, ONE OF THE ONLY HOMIES I GOT IN THIS GAME, WALE, IS WORRIED ABOUT ME CUZ OF SHIT HE HEARS. LIKE WTF? WHO CAN SAY IM BEIN HOLLYWOOD? IM NOT AROUND ANYONE BUT PLAIN PAT AND EMILE. WHO CAN SAY THAT SHIT? MUTHAFUCKAS TALKIN SHIT HERE AND THERE, SPREADIN RUMORS, MAKIN JOKES, TRYNA JUDGE ME, AND FOR WHAT? DOES MY MUSIC POKE FUN AT OTHERS? DO I TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE N MY MUSIC? I ALREADY WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL ONCE, AND GOT EXPELLED CUZ IT WASNT FOR ME. IMA DROP OUT THIS SHIT BEFORE NIGGAZ TRY AND CRUCIFY ME.
I DONT LOOK AT IT AS QUITTING, FOR I HAVE ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL. I HAVE A SOLID FANBASE WHO TRUELY APPRECIATES ME AND MY MESSAGES THRU SONG, I GOT MULTIPLE BIG RECORDS, I HAVE RECIEVED WORLDWIDE CRITICAL ACCLAIM FROM THE BIGGEST TASTEMAKERS IN THE GAME, 3 FAN MADE BEST OF MIXTAPES WITHOUT EVEN RELEASING MORE THAN ONE MIXTAPE AND NOT EVEN RELEASING A ALBUM, I CAN PAY MY MOMS MORTGAGE AND HELP MY SISTER WITH MY NIECE AND HOLD MY BROTHERS DOWN WITH WUTEVER THEY NEED. THATS WUT I GOT IN THIS GAME FOR, TO ACCOMPLISH ALL THESE GOALS AND I HAVE. NO REGRETS
IM SORRY TO THE FANS, IM SO SORRY YALL. I KNO U GUYS WILL ALL HATE ME, BUT REMEMBER, IM JUS A REGULAR DUDE WHO WAS GIVEN A AMAZING GIFT, AND NOW WITH THAT AMAZING GIFT CAME MORE UNCALLED FOR PROBLEMS THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN BEING SHOULD HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
I WILL STILL DO THE COLLAB ALBUM WITH CHIP, AND THAT WILL BE MY LAST STUDIO RECORDING.
IAM GOING TO FOCUS ALL MY ATTENTION ON THE HBO SHOW WHICH WE START SHOOTING IN AUGUST AND MY ACTING CAREER IN GENERAL…ILL CONTINUE TO DO SHOWS FOR THE REAL KID CUDI FANS, AND IM PLANNING A BIG CONCERT THIS SUMMER, JUS ME, AND I WILL PERFORM MY ENTIRE MIXTAPE FROM BEGINNING TO END AND NEW SONGS FROM MY ALBUM. ILL KEEP U GUYS UPDATED ON THAT
AGAIN, IAM SORRY, BUT ITS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP ME FROM GOING COMPLETELY INSANE. IM TOO REAL FOR THIS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SHIT. BAK TO THE MOON I GO
Sunday, March 15, 2009
The Life & Times of Buddy W
Selection Sunday
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Wade Goes For 50
Friday, March 13, 2009
Six Overtimes, Who Woulda Thunk It?
What the fuck just happened? 'Cuse played a hell of a game I'll give 'em that but I'll still say UConn owned that game all the way and should've won. Six overtimes? Are you shitting me? 127-117, what an upset. First of all I'd just like to say after regulation was winding down I said it'd go into overtime then at the end of the first overtime I said it would go to six overtimes. Kyle and Jordan can both vouch for me they heard it and sure enough it went six OT's. The Orange better be giving Andy Rautins hand jobs non-stop all night till he falls asleep tonight cause he saved their asses with clutch three after clutch three. Johnny Flynn played a great game and Paul Harris sucked balls as he couldn't find the rim to save his life, but he still managed to score 29 and pul down 22 boards. That man missed at least two dunks and four lay-ups in the overtimes that would've put his team in position to win much earlier. OH! Eric Devendorf is a bitch. A.J. Price and Stanley Robinson played big for the Huskies scoring 33 and 28 respectively. Five Huskies had double figure rebounds as UConn grabbed 13 more boards then the Orangeman. A total of eight players between the two teams fouled out and they put up a combined 209 field goal attempts and there weren't enough beers in Kyle's house to get us through the third OT. UConn seemed to have the game in each of the first five OT's but 'Cuse always found a way to scratch back in and tie the game. Syracuse did not lead in any of the overtimes until Rautins made a three off the tip in the sixth and final OT. Devendorf made a shot at the end of regulation that looked liked it gave the Orange the win but after review it showed he held on to it .01 seconds too long. Devenfaggot has shown in these past two games that he runs his mouth way too much, dude is a straight punk. Flynn played an amazing 67 minutes and will suit up again tonight as the 'Cuse will take on West Virgina at 9pm. I guess its pretty fitting that an epic game like this would be played at MSG. At least Pitt lost tonight too. I've got WVU as a lock to win tonight. Let's get it!!!