Haven't done one of these in a whillleeeee, so for the new readers let me break it down. There's probably ten of these stories at least, so go back and catch up if you need to. They are all true stories about my good friend Buddy W. (pictured above). So let me fill you in on the newest story I have from Buddy.
Just like in all the other stories, Buddy is drinking. Like in most of the stories, Buddy gets blackout. So from what I hear, Buddy and two friends are at a bar in Boston. With his excellent vision, Buddy commits the robbery on some older guys table. When the man tells him, he and some friends are sitting at the table, Jordan responds with "I don't see your name on it." So, he was saying things like that. Hope you can now imagine him like this.
Now, the three friends leave the bar and are walking on the sidewalk. Buddy for some reason is walking much faster than the others and has a sizable lead on them. He then decides to drop kick a parking meter. He strikes the meter with his foot and bounced off it a little and began stumbling across the sidewalk. Then, Buddy lost his footing and fell through a glass window. The other two are starring from the other side of the road at their friend laying in glass with a loud alarm going off. What do you think they do? Wrong. They run. Buddy then realizes the situation he's in and gets up and catches up to his friends.
With a bloody cut on his arm and some more cuts on his hand, Buddy and his pals grab a cab and are off to the strip club. Just a regular old night for Buddy.
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