Thursday, December 10, 2009

Tiger's Texts




Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)


Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you


Tiger: We will make it happen


Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)


Tiger: what kind of present your naked body


Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone


Tiger: alone with him that is


Jaimee: haha I wish


Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)


Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy


Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months :(

Tiger: I need you


Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u


Tiger: I will wear you out soon


Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing


Tiger: really. Where


Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond


Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that


Tiger: you just need some attention from me


Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)


Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend ;)


Tiger: then I am


Jaimee: I wish


Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together


Tiger: when was the last time you got laid


Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)


Tiger: oh god


Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf


Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)


Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding


Tiger: I know sexy


Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)


Tiger: oh stop :)


Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ...

im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad


Tiger: its never been that bad


Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football


Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.


Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special


Tiger: why do I not believe that?


Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda

like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.


Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself


Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing


Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon


Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)


Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport


Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now


Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)


Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work


Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it


Jaimee: haha ur too much


Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)


Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.


Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning


Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)


Tiger: Because I'm blasian :)


Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.


Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on ... thats a no no ... come take them off


Tiger: :) you are too funny


Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)


Jaimee: u too love

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