Friday, May 29, 2009

2009 National Spelling Bee

Bird vs. Bron




WEEI.com's Jess Camerato takes a quick look back at Larry Bird's 1986 season and compares his regular season numbers to LeBron James.

Larry Bird (1986)
Boston Celtics: 
67-15 (won NBA Finals)
Points: 25.8
Rebounds: 
9.8 
Assists: 6.8
FG: 
49.6%
3PG: 
42.3%
FT: 
89.6%
Steals: 
2.0
Blocks: 0.6

LeBron James (2009)
Cleveland Cavaliers: 66-16 (down 3-2 in Eastern Conference Finals)
Points: 
28.4
Rebounds: 7.6
Assists: 
7.2
FG: 48.9%
3PG: 34.4%
FT: 78.0%
Steals: 1.7
Blocks: 
1.1

Edge: Bird, 6-3

The Chosen One my ass. Bird was the best.

Drake Influenced by Kanye

Monday, May 25, 2009

Great Success




From what I hear and can remember Jared's party was pretty epic. Just wanted to jot down some notes for some people to read if they did not attend, did not know, or simply cannot remember:

- There were probably about 6 Guinness beers 1 Jack Daniel's wine cooler and 1 Chocolate flavored beer that were very old and just so happened to find their way to one of the drink buckets. When cleaning it the morning, there were only 2 Guinnesses left. 

- Yes, there was a 14 year-old there and yes, he did like to party. Hopefully he won't expect every party he goes attends to be like that because we all know nothing will top Jaredpalooza.

- Jared received a call the next morning that someone's car was hit and has some white paint on it. The owner was calling to ask if he had heard anything or if anyone has come forward to say they hit a car (like that would happen). What someone really needs to tell this kids dad is: 1.) Your child was not invited to this party so that is one way it could've been avoided. 2.) What was your son doing drinking and driving? Maybe he hit a car. 3.) Sounds like a personal problem.

- Dylan did two dizzy bats back to back then matched his career high drinking six whole beers.

- A set of keys were found hanging in a tree the next morning and were returned to the owner. How the hell did they get in a tree? Buddy?

- When I went back in the morning to get my car one of my good friends, who won't be named, pulled me to the side to let me know he may have been involved in some aggressive touching of a certain female that night.

- The one and only Buddy W. himself gave Mrs. Wilson a fairly decent lapdance ending with a kiss, then asked Mr. Wilson if he would like to fight him.

- Kyle and Malcolm were wrestling each other, not a real fight just something friendly, and Mr. Wilson sprinted over to them not knowing it wasn't a real fight, and threw Malcolm off Kyle. Malcolm does have some battle scars, but know one knows if they're from Kyle or Bill.

- Joe was there for a short period of time. He took a punch to the arm and was on his way to a much gayer party.

- Jared threw up at 8:30 that night, then in the morning he showed me and some others where he threw up and it was straight pasta..... Damn that pasta was good. This guy knows what I'm talking about, this guy definitely knows what I'm talking about. 

- When cleaning in the morning there was a small child found in the woods. If anybody knows who he is or where he lives please contact the Wilson's. Just kidding, that didn't happen. But seriously let us know. 

Overall it was a great night, although there will never be another party at Jared's house. Thank you all for coming and celebrating on some random day that wasn't Jared's real birthday. 

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Beat Box Wild Card

Drake Interview



There are also rumors that Drake was spotted making out with Rihanna.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

John Mayer Is Hammered

Save Us Jesus



I'm calling a breakout game tonight from my boy Ray Allen aka Jesus Shuttlesworth.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Kid's Nice with the Sticks

Interview with Hudson & Kanye


Go to Kayne's blog and download the first single, Supernova feat. Kanye West, off Mr. Hudson's new album "Straight No Chaser", set to release August 3rd.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The Life & Times of Buddy W.


Did you miss him? There are some whispers that there is yet another epic Buddy W. story on the way. Be patient people.

Jared's Home Videos


Kid's got a nice finisher

Parks & Recreation - Episode 1

Monday, May 11, 2009

Speaking Of, Here's... Raaaaaaaandy

Aziz Ansari on Jimmy Kimmel Live


This guy is funny in everything I've seen him in and I can't wait for "Funny People" to come out. Some other stuff he's been in is, Flight of the Conchords, I Love You, Man and Observe & Report.

Jessica Biel’s Strip Tease In Powder Blue


Wear That Shit


Note Big Baby hit the kid in the front row as he runs down court.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Saturday, May 9, 2009

New Mos Def



Click HERE to download "Casa Bey"

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Eddie House on Alston's Slap

Two Words

Manny Suspended 50 Games



Manny Ramirez has been suspended 50 games for violating the league's drug policy. Read ESPN's article here.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Maybe That Wasn't Such a Good Idea


You tried to curse us by planting a David Ortiz jersey under the new Yankee Stadium. We dug that shit up and now Ortiz is 26 games and 96 at-bats into the 2009 season without a homerun and only hitting .208. Tonight is the first series between the Red Sox and Yankees at the new stadium, and Ortiz actually said he excited to get there and play. Lester and Hughes will square off tonight in the first game of only a two game series. Beckett and Chamberlain take the mound tomorrow night in the Bronx.

Yanks sweep. Bitches.

Round 2



Tonight the second round for the Boston Celtics will tip-off vs. the Orlando Magic on their home floor. Perk has the big task of guarding Dwight Howard, and if he can hold Howard to around 15 points the C's will be in good shape. Magic forwards, Hedo Turkoglu and Rashard Lewis both aren't at full strength, look for Paul Pierce to take advantage of that early. Ray needs to keep up and Rondo needs out duel his counterpart as he did in the first round. 

Celtics in 6.

King James



LeBron James was the second youngest player to win the MVP today. He beat out Kobe Bryant and Dwyane Wade, getting 109 first place votes out of a possible 121.

Although he's not one of my favorite players, I do respect what he does.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

The Real Soloist



An interview on 60 Minuets with Steve Lopez and Nathaniel Anthony Ayers Jr.

Roth vs. Ross

Cape Cod Baseball League All-Star Game


For the first time in 22 years the CCBL All-Star Game will be held at Fenway Park. The game will take place on July 23, 2009 at 7:05pm. The game will be broadcast by NESN and there will feature a Home Run Derby prior to the game. Tickets are all general admission and priced at only $10 a ticket. To purchase tickets go to redsox.com/capecod